120 Great Jokes
Shop Joke One day a blonde walked into a cookie shop to see a small tray full of cookies. The sign said 'free sample' so she took one. The next day the blond was sick and could barely move. She swore revenge upon the cookie shop. She marched back to the cookie shop and burst into the cookie shop and slammed her foot. "Your cookies made me sick!" she screamed, pointing to the 'free sample' tray. "Oh, what are we going to do about that?" said the store clerk, as he bit his lip. "I want my money back!" screamed the blonde. Manager Joke There are 3 men and they all want a job at Sainsburys so the 1st man comes in and says to the manager. 1st Man: Can i have a job please. Manager:Yes go and do something dangerous so he does something dangerous comes back. 1st Man: Ive done it. Manager:How many letters in the alphabet. 1st Man:26 Same for 2nd Man. But on 3rd man. Manager:How many letters in the alphabet. 3rd man:24. Manager:why you say that.
Comments
Post a Comment